Conversations with a 5 yr old

At Dinner
5 yr old- Mommy, where does food come from?
Mommy-We buy it from the store.
5 yr old- Where does the store get it?
Mommy-The store gets food from farms and factories that process it.
5 yr old- We should just make our own bread so we don’t have to go to the store.
Mommy-We would still have to go to the store to get the ingredients to make the bread.
5 yr old- No, we could just get them online.

At a restaurant:
Daddy- after we buy the house, we don’t get to go out to eat all the time.
5yr old- Why not?
Daddy- Because we won’t have the money to go out all the time because we have to pay for the house.
5 yr old- Then you will have to go to the bank.

On the way to grandma's house:
5 yr old- Mommy, You know your mommy and daddy and daddy’s mommy and daddy?
Mommy- Yes.
5 yr old- Did you know they are all like the same age?